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Telepresence will extend such a soft keyboard into a soft stovetop and kitchen bench, whereby someone someone holding a baby (or, more likely, with a baby strapped on in a chest-mounted pouch) can manipulate hot pans and sharp knives with less risk. |
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The cat should know it's not allowed up there anyway. |
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I've yet to encounter anyone nursing
a cat in a manner that
would disrupt their typing, despite their love of milk... |
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It's possible to type one-handed while whirling a cat about the head, holding on to the end of the tail. |
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// manipulate hot pans and sharp knives cat should know it's not allowed up there anyway. // |
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Might not have a choice. Might have legs ty-rapped together, or nailed to the chopping board ... |
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// conflicted between her internet usage and caring for her baby. // |
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Errr, what ? Easy, just give the baby to someone else. |
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