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So, basically, this is based on the principal
of radiant coldth? |
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Numbrella? I was expecting an umbrella with a calculator built in. Instead, you're promoting something designed to freeze the brass off a bald monkey. I demand a refund! A recount! A recourse! Aw, forget it. |
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Shouldn't the last line read //makes anyone beneath the Numbrella comfortably numb//? |
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Lawyers ? Or are they the twisty thingies ? |
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I was expecting to be offered a cup of tea... |
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It's a small solar-powered fridge for your hands, where, the power-source also provides shade? |
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I figured that the coldth would radiate down from the underside...stretchers? <I never would have guessed that they were called stretchers>, and somewhat from the...tube, but the handle would be insulated or removable to convert it to a beach umbrella. |
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Comfortably numb wouldn't be a bad slogan. |
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Don't get me started on lawyers. I'm sure they're fine folks at heart, but when you've just had an IP lawyer ding you almost a grand for a disclosure agreement, (replete with type-o's) that you could have downloaded for free off the net plus time spent emailing, you just...well you just want your fins back. Bloody sharks. |
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[wagster] if you are ever in the neighborhood you are cordially invited for a cup of tea. Don't get a swelled head now though, that offer stands for anyone on this site...B.Y.O.dogsled. |
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[pertinax] has it, just not for your hands. Ad a little mister and you've got your own little oasis. |
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+ Keep my tea on ice for summer with the numbrella, would ya? |
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Do you think adding a little mister will make it more appealing to po? |
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a little mister - hmmm? [fans face] |
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I thought it was gonna be an umbrella you could eat. |
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Or one that injected the user with lidocaine. |
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