h a l f b a k e r yNot just a think tank. An entire army of think.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
A alcoholic beverage party system featuring sequentially numbered bottles, each with different content designed for a specific stage of the party. A typical 5 hour party might start with a #1 which is some kind of high calorie nutrition beverage since you're not supposed to drink on an empty stomach.
Then #2, 3 and 4 which are alcoholic beverages that start out strong and get weaker as the number goes up. Then to #5 which is some kind of re-hydrating beverage with electrolyte replacement or whatever. Then #6, the last mild drink of the night before #7, which is some kind of non-alcoholic coffee drink.
Being too stupid to figure out how to get drunk is no longer a problem.
http://www.inthemix..._What_A_Great_Night
[the dog's breakfast, Sep 28 2007]
[link]
|
| |
>Being too stupid to figure out how to get drunk is no longer a problem. |
|
| |
Is it a problem? An idiot me just gets a litre of Absolut and in an hour or two the problem is solved! |
|
| |
/high calorie nutrition beverage/ |
|
| |
/some kind of re-hydrating beverage with electrolyte replacement / |
|
| |
Egads man, are you having a party or running a marathon?! Plenty of parties progress splendidly in the presence of but one beverage. Booze, if I'm not mistaken. |
|
| |
Pretty sure massive alcohol consumption plays a part. |
|
| |
//Egads man, are you having a party or running a marathon?!// |
|
| |
ALL my parties are marathons! (Just kidding. Couple of beers and a few games of pool's about it for me these days.) |
|
| |
The higher echelons of the doctorremulac3 party system can advance their beverages to #14, and initiates of the inner circle may advance to beverage 42 after a weeklong bacchanal. |
|
| |
Mostly every party I've been to goes something like this: |
|
| |
#1: Beers
#2: Host's dangerously alcoholic fruit punch. This is consumed entirely before having anything else.
#3: Rum and coke (or other rum based cocktail)
#4: Vodka and cheap energy drink (or other high in sugar soft drink)
#5: Beers
#6: Cider (with ice)
#7: Jagermeister (shots thereof)
#8: Beers (usually other people's by this point)
#9: Sambuca (flamed shots thereof)
#10: Beers (half empty cans you find that /could/ have been yours)
#11: Tequila (shots and chanting thereof)
#12: No beer left so straight rum
#13: No rum left so straight vodka
#14: Dregs |
|
| |
When I have taken a party to #12, I have then rapidly revisited the earlier numbers back to 1, 0, -1 and -2. |
|
| |