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Naked as the day he was born, Nudie Man goes through his normal day as Newt Longfellow, mild mannered Stay-At-Home Telemarketer.
But when trouble rears its ugly head, Newt leaps into the bathroom, dons his face paint and clear shower curtain cape, then emerges as Nudie Man, and his Loofah Of DOOM!!
Granted, getting across town can be challenging for Nudie Man, but once out there on the Nude Beach or Nudist Colony, he will exfoliate bad guys till they scream for mercy! And even if *SOMEHOW* the bad guys manage to withstand the withering and vigorous scrubbing, you can bet they will change their tune in a hurry once they realize all their sunscreen has been scrubbed off!
They Can Run, But They Can't Hide... From **NUDIE MAN**!!!
<cue dramatic music now>
<bobbleheads sold separately>
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He keeps crime contained... butt barely. |
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Well, as for superpowers, not-so-much. But then
again, Batman doesn't have 'em either... |
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I'm sure he would be invincible. The penis: mightier
than the sword. |
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I'm all for the title... but for execution I'd imagine the sheer power of nudity as being the weapon. |
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That and a monstrous cock. |
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MB that was hysterical. Idea not so hysterical. |
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I believe I owe that phrase to [wagster]. |
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...only for nudists? What about women who need a naked man
now and then? + |
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I'm pretty sure Sturton is in your neck of the woods at
the moment. Shall I ask him to drop by? |
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[xandram] do you want him for the vigorous scrubbing you would
surely receive, or are you simply attracted to sweaty men wearing
shower curtains? |
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<here's GROG firmly grasping his own loofah> |
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<momentarily channels Edna Mode> |
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Psionic abilities... when compared against all of the various other super-powers, are really are the only way to go darling.
No capes! |
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