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I keep a pillow between my legs as I side-sleep. This keeps me in a comfortable posture, reducing hip and knee pressure. Still, the pillow inevitably slides out from my legs during the night. After I notice and put the pillow back in place, it's fracking freezing cold! I instinctively push away the
pillow, getting into a cycle of aversion and attraction until I muster the will to live with a cold pillow for a few minutes.
The solution is obvious: a cord-free pillow, heated by an internal nuclear reaction.
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Sew an elastic strap or two to the pillow? Don't
forget to remove it if you go for a piss during the
night. |
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Those chemical hand-warmer jobs can last a good while. Perhaps something like that? |
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Also doubles as a sterility inducer. |
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And, with a good strong flashlight, you've got everything you need for a cloud chamber! Yay, alpha particles! |
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Yeah, alpha particles are the best. So much better
than beta. |
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"What could possibly go wrong ?" |
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This is a great plan. I'll take 2! |
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This is a great plan. I'll take 2! |
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It took seven years to come up with the nuclear pillow, but only seven seconds to nuclear pillow-fight. |
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It will feel just like sleeping on a cloud... a mushroom
cloud. |
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...and then you fall-out of bed. |
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One idea and one other anno since the fall of 2005? Watch this space for further messages! |
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If the radiation were strong enough, it might double-up as an effective form of male contraception/mutant offspring initiator. |
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A very complex answer to a rather simple problem.
Yay! + |
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