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Nuclear pillow

 stays warm for 20 years
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I keep a pillow between my legs as I side-sleep. This keeps me in a comfortable posture, reducing hip and knee pressure. Still, the pillow inevitably slides out from my legs during the night. After I notice and put the pillow back in place, it's fracking freezing cold! I instinctively push away the pillow, getting into a cycle of aversion and attraction until I muster the will to live with a cold pillow for a few minutes.

The solution is obvious: a cord-free pillow, heated by an internal nuclear reaction.

—ivanx, Apr 15 2012

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       Sew an elastic strap or two to the pillow? Don't forget to remove it if you go for a piss during the night.
—UnaBubba, Apr 15 2012
   

       Those chemical hand-warmer jobs can last a good while. Perhaps something like that?
—RayfordSteele, Apr 15 2012
   

       Also doubles as a sterility inducer.
—ldischler, Apr 15 2012
   

       And, with a good strong flashlight, you've got everything you need for a cloud chamber! Yay, alpha particles!
—lurch, Apr 15 2012
   

       Yeah, alpha particles are the best. So much better than beta.
—mouseposture, Apr 15 2012
   

       "What could possibly go wrong ?"   

       [+]
—8th of 7, Apr 15 2012
   

       This is a great plan. I'll take 2!
—saedi, Apr 16 2012
   

       This is a great plan. I'll take 2!
—saedi, Apr 16 2012
   

       It took seven years to come up with the nuclear pillow, but only seven seconds to nuclear pillow-fight.   

       It will feel just like sleeping on a cloud... a mushroom cloud.
—UnaBubba, Apr 17 2012
   

       ...and then you fall-out of bed.   

       Badum-tish!
—UnaBubba, Apr 17 2012
   

       One idea and one other anno since the fall of 2005? Watch this space for further messages!   

       Welcome back, [ivanx].   

       This is a rads idea.
—normzone, Apr 18 2012
   

       If the radiation were strong enough, it might double-up as an effective form of male contraception/mutant offspring initiator.
—zen_tom, Apr 18 2012
   

       A very complex answer to a rather simple problem. Yay! +
—blissmiss, Apr 18 2012
   


 

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