h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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To obviate dangerous stuff being smuggled on board planes, all passengers will be required to enter the booth, remove all their clothing and put on the (lockable) not nekkid glasses (TM).
It superimposes evening dress on all the other passengers to preserve modest during the flight.
Aha, you're
saying what about the airline staff, they get the lockable, but variant model, which has different costumes to superimpose such as rabbit costume etc.
Helps to avoid the mental trauma from looking at shedloads of really unattractive naked people every day and/or that git in seat 37 who keeps pressing the attention bell will at least look funnier.
NMR Co is not responsible for software crashes in-flight.
But, it can be arranged for a modest fee - unmarked, non sequential banknotes only please to PO Box 11, Milton Keynes...
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There's already an airline that carries blindfolded, naked
passengers all over the world. It's run by the CIA. |
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Good god, that was only up for two seconds...<looks for hidden camera> |
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Naah, that's just the cutbacks. The inflight films had to go, but there were too proud to admit it, hence the blindfolds. |
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We replaced them with waterboards. |
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To a country that doesn't comply with international law?
No, they don't turn off Rick Astley inflight. I believe they
also play something called LMFAO. |
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So did my college neighbor, until one night when he played
it a little too loud and they never found him again. |
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On a totally unrelated topic, there are a number of deep
quarries in Maine. |
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No one's ever mentioned if they got to keep their own waterboard, as some kind of memento? |
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Waterboarding sounds a really fun thing. Maybe they
should rename other methods of torture to make
them more appealing. "We've tried helicoptering him
with no luck. If we're going to get anything out of
him, we need to move on to bobskiing, and we'd also
like authorization to use the roller-cape." |
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Adventure holidays with a difference...get the US intelligence community to be at least part-funded by their own endeavours.. |
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