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this whistle is designed to be fixed with comfort in the anus. So every time there is a flatulence, the famous nokia tune will sound, sparing you the social stigma.
once it sounds, you excuse yourself and go out to the outside, to vent it -so excuse to take the call...
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people will wonder why your phone appears to be in your hinder, an impression not helped when you leave the room to discretely "answer the call". |
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people will ask themselves why you fart every time your phone rings. |
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Even given my suspension of disbelief for //fixed with comfort in the anus// - why would you have to go outside to //vent it// ? If there is a tube bridging you sphincter, why should there be any gas retained to be released later? |
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On the other hand, you might make money selling your non-adoption of their corporate ringtone to companies. |
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Answering nature's call takes on a whole new meaning. |
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How would you explain your ringing ring if you were on the phone at the time? |
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I tried this once with the Willy Wonka flute. Musical farts are annoying. |
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