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Check out the categories, there are many for hats.
Try~ Fashion: Hat: Temperature. |
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Aww, what fun is that? Vote against and don't say why? What good's a halfbake if you don't tear it down? Heck, I didn't vote for it. |
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Baked in film. Check out The Island of Dr Moreau, the version with Brad Pitt, Min-Me, and Marlon Brando. Brando has a "caloritic converter." |
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A "caloritic converter" is not this thing. |
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Somebody posted a link to Brando/ice bucket which doesn't work. Here's one with pic: |
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www.
everythingisundercontrol.org
/nagtloper/moreau
/moreau2.html |
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Brando said he wore the bucket because he was bored. He was also outfitted with a receiver to prompt his lines, the receiver also picked up police calls, at one point on the set he says, "There's a robbery at Woolworth's." |
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I like that Brando story [Corona]. |
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About the hat, does it come with an "I'm with the dork" t-shirt for your partner? |
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I like it too, you know Mr. Brando deadpanned it. |
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Some of our best friends are dorks, you know. |
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Maybe the hat would come into fashion. Bell-bottom pants legs came back. And let's not forget the stylish Nascar fans, bodily bedecked with corporate stickers. Like the rebels they are, I can see this hat perched rakishly at angle, festooned with Mobil and Chevy identity flags as they sit for hours watching the highway. A sunscreen could hang down from the brim in front of the face, doing away with sunglasses, creating a sort of form follows function efficiency mosaic. The end result could be stunningly beautiful with the proper perspective necessary to perceive it that way. |
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Alternatively, assuming nobody has any technical objections to the proposal, would anybody know the hat for anything but an oddly patterned ten-gallon hat when walking in the sun? |
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