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No Constellations

C'Mon, You Knew It Was Coming...
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They're all rubbish, and spoiling my view of the edge of the universe.

Please remove them.

Thank you.

Grogster, Jul 22 2014

See, they agree with me.. http://www.conniesurvivors.com/
[not_morrison_rm, Jul 24 2014]

Where Is The Earth Shattering Kaboom??? https://www.youtube...watch?v=QuUJfYcn3V4
Sadly, so far Marvin the Martian is the only one with the means and motive to assist me in this endeavor. [Grogster, Jul 24 2014]

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       Most of them have already been removed - you won't see "The Hairdresser", "The Stick" or "Pancreas" any more. The ones that are left are in hard-to-get-at places.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 22 2014
  

       Perhaps what we see are the left over bits, the broken corners and litter, left over when the constellations were removed. Like a festival field after all the revellers, stages and sideshows have departed. That would explain why they don't look like what they are meant to.
pocmloc, Jul 22 2014
  

       There's no constellations for a while in Robert Charles Wilson's SF novel Spin. No edge of the universe either though. Just black.
theleopard, Jul 24 2014
  

       Just wear your sunglasses at night.
xandram, Jul 24 2014
  

       I thought they were one of Lockheed's better planes...
not_morrison_rm, Jul 24 2014
  

       This is going to take a lot of Illudium Q36.
RayfordSteele, Jul 24 2014
  

       Noh Constellations. A Japanese theatre production in which black suited, white masked performers maneuver around a blacked out stage to form popular star patterns.
DrBob, Jul 24 2014
  

       //This is going to take a lot of Illudium Q36   

       Totally confused me there, as wiki came up with Marvin the Martian as opposed to Marvin the PA...
not_morrison_rm, Jul 24 2014
  
      
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