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Risk of losing consciousness and/or suffocating for no benefit, as far as I can see. |
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Darwin Device. Allows stupid, trendy people to self-extinguish quickly, cleanly and without fuss. Important social service. Croissant. |
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seeing as how fruit are preserved in pure nitrogen atmospheres for periods of up to a year, maybe this could be marketed as a longevity treatment: |
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"if it's good enough for a fruit, it's good enough for you!" |
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Hmmm... how about a Helium bar? Funny voices are always a plus. |
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Oxygen Bars? People really pay money for such things? I guess P.T. Barnum was right. |
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Sheesh. Just take a walk outside if you want to score some nitrogen. |
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Helium is the Church of Euthanasia's recommended method of offing yourself, Pharaoh. |
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I like the idea of nitrogen narcosis as a trippy altered consciousness state. The problem is the requirement for a decompression chamber to avoid the bends afterwards. Although maybe 18 hours in a nice quiet chamber would be better than 18 hours of brutal hangover. |
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This could be an optional adjunct at the super ritzy bottom of the sea casino. |
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bungston: the bends would only occur if the nitrogen bar itself was pressurised to more than a couple of atmospheres. I'm not sure about nitrogen narcosis but think that this, too, would only occur at significantly higher than atmospheric pressure... (checks) yep, only at high pressures. [link] (or were you inferring that this bar would be found only at the bottom of the sea) |
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This is why it would not be at every old casio, but only at the super ritzy bottom of the sea casino. |
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Although I suppose a superduper ritzy surface casino could acquire a hyperbaric chamber and duplicate the effect. |
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