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Billy Connolly suggested the theme from The Archers |
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Yes, ditch the English anthem quick sharp - no one is going to convince me it was ever British. The fourth verse:
Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen!
Its a nasty piece of Imperialist rubbish, and a constant irritation to those of use who don't want to crush rebellious Scots. And it must be one of the worst tunes going. Why do anthems have to be a dirge? |
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...those days are past now, and in the past they must remain...
this discussion is baked by Flanders and Swann, (UK 1950s duo doing stage/?radio revue type of thing. Swann on the piano; their most famous offering was the Hippopotamus song: "Mud, mud, glorious mud...") Anyway, I think they came to the conclusion that if not able to use 'Jerusalem' for obvious reasons, the English are left with Greenfleeves. |
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It's bugging me now - which comedian suggested a song to the "Match of the Day" tune? |
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Now that'd be a top one! I'd quite happily race into battle with anyone if I had that playing behind me (da da da daaa daa da da da daaa da da da da da da) |
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Don't know, hippo. But the match of the day theme could be the English national anthem, but not the UK one. In Scotland we get Sportscene and Scotsport, not Match of the Day. |
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As a general suggestion, I like "A Man's a Man For A' That." |
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S'funny: Just on Friday night at a Highland Ball in London, I initially refused to stand up for the national anthem at the end of the night. My girlfriend made me stand though as I was becoming the subject of angry glares from the posh 'Scots' whose guests we were. It seems that certain people are fierce in their regard to the anthem, while others, including myself, find it at best ludicrous and at worst offensive. How about using "Raindrops keep falling on my Head" instead? |
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Culture Club: "Karma Chameleon" |
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I am old enough to remember the time when they played the national anthem at the end of the evening in the cinema - and I also remember the stampede to get out of the place at the beginning of the credits to miss having to stand still for five minutes. |
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Whatever it is, it has to have a lot of saxophone in it.
Hmm... the Benny Hill theme, there it is. |
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I cringe every time I hear "My Country, T'is of Thee" here in the US. Bloody plagiarists. |
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Considering there are some 2 or 3 million Indians in the UK now, you might consider the Indian national anthem - Jana Gana Mana. And the Americans can take up Israel's national anthem. Shalom! |
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Yes, because that would *really* please the other 1 or 2 million Pakistani-origin Brits, wouldn't it. |
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My own favourite wouldn't be the Pistols 'God Save the Queen' but the much better 'Anarchy in the UK', however, in light of sappho's anno may I respectfully suggest 'Melting Pot' by Blue Mink. |
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or bohemian rhapsody, by queen,who also did some version of the tune of that |
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I've always thought Martha and the Vandella's "Dancing in the Street" would make a much better U.S. national anthem than the one we have now. |
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Just take Australia's national anthem, later verses go on
about how wonderful the UK is so it would be somewhat
appropriate. |
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This would also allow Australia to adopt a new anthem
(Waltzing Matilda is a popular choice - many Americans
seem to believe it's our anthem already). |
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Anything but that! Am I the only person who hates that dreary noise?
[Later edit: This in reference to a now-deleted suggestion that the UK National Anthem be 'Imagine' by John Lennon.] |
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This was suggested on the BBC series "Write On" in the 70s where people read out their letters on TV. The producer arranged a clip with "In the Mood" playing as the Queen came out of a state car, I think. |
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Oh God, not "Imagine", please - the most dreary, whining song ever written.
"Karma Chameleon" would have the advantage that everyone knows it, and I like the image of athletes standing on the medals podium at the Olympics with the Union Jack (<pedant>Union Flag</pedant>) wrapped around their shoulders while "Karma Chameleon" plays. |
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No you're not angel.
If any country ever adopted a Funkadelic tune as their anthem I'd emigrate there in a shot. |
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Could we make Boy George the new queen as well? (rather than the old queen he is at the mo.) |
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Imagine: like the tune, hate the sentiment. "Imagine there's no heaven..." oh, really happy, John. |
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Seriously, what about "Rule Britannia"? Catchy tune. |
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I dunno, we don't really rule the waves anymore. |
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So? Elizabeth doesn't really "reign over" you anymore either. |
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Liz II has never reigned over those of us North of the border. She is Liz I. |
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She reigns, she just doesn't rule, I think. (Altho I agree about her name.) |
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More to the point, England should have a national Anthem, rather than just using the British one (is it British or Uk? Can never remember). I suggest Jerusalum. |
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That's not in England, plus a bit too religious for my tastes |
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Something from Harrison Birtwistle's The Green Knight would be perfect. |
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Jelusarem by Graham Chapman of Monty Python
And did those feet in ancient times
Wark upon Engrand's mountains gleen?
And was the Hory Ramb of God
On Engrand's preasant pastules seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine folth upon our crouded hirrs?
And was Jelusarem buirded hele
Among these dalk Satanic mirrs?
Bling me my bow of bulning gord!
Bling me my allows of desile!
Bling me my speal! O crouds unford!
Bling me my chaliot of file!
I sharr not cease from mentar fight
Nol sharr my swold sreep in my hand
Tirr we have buirt Jelusarem
In Engrand's gleen and preasant rand.
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Careless Whisper - George Michael |
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Land of Hope and Glory, for sure.
Either that or the theme from 'Bob the Builder' |
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Given who is probably going to be our next monarch I recommend the "Ying Tong" song. It could be sung while by the guards themselves when they are trooping the colour ... |
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Here's an American viewpoint on a subject that only a resident of the U.K. could have the proper insight for--and so this will only be amusing and not meant for serious consideration for such residents (how's that for a diplomatic disclaimer?). |
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If you want something middle-of-the-road but fairly new and innocuous with soaring melody but still singable--why not try something by the Moody Blues? You know that if in fact you had a national contest and vote to get to a new anthem, it would end up sounding like it had been written by them anyway. |
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why thanks for that M. I thought we taught NZ everything it knows. |
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Entremanure: Not being a US resident doesn't stop any of the UK people from having opinions on things US...No need to apologize. |
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and the reverse is probably just as true, Star <grin>. |
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this discussion in the UK habitually ends up with a vote for - Land of Hope and Glory - I suppose we are all lateral thinkers here, but it is does give me goose pimples! |
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"I did it my way " Sex Pistols version.. |
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You'd have to find something sounding oldish to get the ever increaseing pensioners vote
i see a bit of william wallace in mcscotland.. |
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Which bit edski? Should I give it back to him? |
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Actually, Flanders and Swann did a little diddy as a demi-British national anthem...
"The English, the English, the English are best. I wouldn't give tuppins for all of the rest" |
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We certainly could do with something upbeat, I'd go for half inching the theme from Hawaii 5-0, keeping the existing lyrics but replace all reference to the Queen with the words "David Beckham" |
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There is one interesting point relating to the recent Jubilee celebrations. During the communal singing outside Buckingham Palace 'Land of hope and Glory' was performed twice, but 'God save the Queen' only once. |
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I'm with Rods Tiger on this one, except I was thinking of one small alteration to the Dead Kennedys' lyrics... *Caledonia* Uber Alles has a much better ring to it, I'd say. |
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//in honor of the recently deceased Queen Mum// |
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but that almost entirely defeats the object. i would normally post a load of anti-royalist slander here but i don't want to offend anyone. if you won't be offended, see link r.e. Nj2K Monarchy |
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I can go with Ivan's Hawaii 5-0 nomination. Meandering ever so slightly off-topic, I use it as the 'Start Windows' sound on my PC. Strangely, it finishes just after the last of my start-up applications completes loading, so I never get that sitting-around-waiting-to-get-started feeling. |
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The thing is, whatever the new version, someone out there won't like it. So, just don't have a national anthem. Or have 'I get knocked down... I get up again... you're never going to keep me down.... I get kknocked down...".... EVERYONE LIKES THAT SONG! |
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Why just re-assign the British national anthem? Why not one for each territory?
England - London Calling - The Clash
Wales - The Green Green Grass Of Home - Tom Jones
Scotland - Why Does It Always Rain On Me - Travis
Ireland - Walk On - U2. |
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It seems that a lot of people in the US want to change the anthem to "America the Beautiful," mostly because they do a better job at remembering McDonald's slogans than "The Star-Spangled Banner," and because it's about some obscure war that ended in a truce and didn't really solve anything. This makes me like it even more, especially because I know the lyrics (the first verse, not the other three that no one ever sings). |
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I agree that "God Save the Queen" is a little boring. Here's what Eddie Izzard has to say on the matter: |
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But in Britain we don't win many gold medals at the Olympics… because we've chosen not to! It's a political statement! Because we hate our national anthem. Because it's "God Save the Queen," you see? "God Save the Queen." Now the Queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside, and people with guns in front of that. That's one saved ******* queen, I'll tell you! That's the problem! She's overly saved! She has no idea of the struggle of human existence. We have to work for a living, raise a family… we don't have nannies all running around the place. It's what you've got to do in your life, you know? So it's "God Save the Queen." No! It's too saved. It's "God Attack the Queen," that's what it should be! ( singing ) "God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off..." That'd be fantastic! Then she'd have to fight the crazy dog with a handbag with a brick inside of it. |
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"Arrgghh, kill the Queen!" |
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And maybe she'd kill the crazy dog and everyone in Britain would go, "Hey, fair play to the Queen,- killed the crazy dog." And the Queen would have self-respect for the first time in her life! Yes. It would work. It'd be fantabulous. |
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Well, sorry for the longish post, but I think someone needed to speak for Eddie Izzard. |
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