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OK, I couldn't find a better category.
Puts simply, the never lose anything facility rents bottles for people to keep stuff in, stored on site.
The bottles are magnetic containment bottles, with an electrostatic element, the whole being surrounded by silvered glass.
In this way, you can guarantee
not to lose any of your precious item, if the atoms want to drop off, they will be contained, even the photons that might reflect off it are contained by the silvered glass.
Would suit someone looking to establish extreme provenance of an artwork, "see, all the same atoms are exactly the same as Rembrandt left them" or possibly the more vindictive kind of penal system who refuse to let prisoners escape, even if it is one molecule at a time.
Also useful for those lost wax people. Hah, let's see them lose wax now.
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In other words "always lose nothing" or "always keep
everything" facility. What about heat loss? |
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Should any client actually prove that vibrations in the atoms are not the same vibrations as when inserted, they are taken around the back and shot. |
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If you're that severe about not losing anything then I'm
sure you won't LOSE a customer in that way. |
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That's not customer loss, that's client-base enhancement. |
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Lose the customer? There's always a few spare bottles to hand. |
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If I kept my body in one of these, would I lose my
mind? |
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Can you prove that you haven't already lost it? |
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I think, so therefore I think so. Therefore, Q.E.D. |
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