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Neue Katzenklavier

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Dies ist ein Gerät, das die Schaffung von monophonen Musik erlaubt Umsetzung durch die Schreie einer Katze (durch Schläge auf den Schwanz mit einem Hammer erzeugt wird) mit Helium und Schwefelhexafluorid. Katze separat verkauft.

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Spacecoyote, Apr 11 2014

Cat Organ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_organ
For the uninitiated [csea, Apr 11 2014]

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       This is an interesting new twist on the Mouse Organ, but I suggest you try something with a more predictable tonality than cats. Mynah birds, perhaps. The problem with cats is that they stubbornly refuse to cooperate with any sort of organized venture no matter how much gas you pump into them.
Alterother, Apr 11 2014
  

       What part of [what Alterother said] above. I think.   

       If you were to go for the katzen(auto)clave, you'd be sure to pick up the borg vote.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 11 2014
  

       In Mangeldeutsch soll ich sagen dass die Kätzen ge-tune können wirden. Mit einem mixture von dem gases mentioniert kann mann den Frekquence einer Katzes Screi adjustieren bis zum ein hocheres Akkuratsie.   

       Aber ...   

       Die Stimme ist mehr als Frekquencies.   

       Und Katzensingen ist Schrecklich - unavoidbaarlich.   

       Sopran tönen mit Katzenschrei audio qualiteiten zind noch Katzenschreien. So gleich mit dem Tenors u.s.w. Oder ist diesen Idea als Waffen in-ge-tendit?
skoomphemph, Apr 11 2014
  

       Prima ! Eine schones idee !   

       //you'd be sure to pick up the borg vote //   

       Aber naturlich ...
8th of 7, Apr 11 2014
  

       [skoomph], it is a weapon in much the same way as bagpipes are, except pain is inflicted on cats as a bonus.
Spacecoyote, Apr 11 2014
  

       Aber dann ist dass nicht Necessaire um die Katzen zutunen, oder?   

       Ein un-getuneder Katze kann gutt Leid tun ohne um durch der Schwefelhexafluorid oder das Hellium umgesetzt ins Stimme zuwerden. Der Schwefelhexafluorid macht den Sonoriteen zu tief und sanf fur Waffen. Das Hellium macht zu hoch. Katzenschreienselbst- entwikklungskräfte sind alleine gegnügend, sicher?
skoomphemph, Apr 11 2014
  

       You'd have to play slow music due to latency issues.   

       (Each new pitch has to be a new breath, with the new gas mixture.)   

       Add to that, the overtones you'll get on cats in this device, and you'll really only be able to play something like a "Banshee Ballad".   

       Not too different than bagpipes then.
sophocles, Apr 11 2014
  

       Ich kann sehen, Mäuse clubbing zusammen, um diese zu kaufen ...
not_morrison_rm, Apr 11 2014
  

       //        Each new pitch has to be a new breath, with the new gas mixture. //   

       Nicht erforderlich ist. Wenn Einlassventile werden durch Fistel hinter der Luftröhre installiert ist, wird kontinuierlichen Fluss von Ton erreicht.
Alterother, Apr 12 2014
  

       My neeples explode with delight!   

       And I'm aware that my German sucks.
Alterother, Apr 12 2014
  

       Wenn Sie die Kies aus meiner Hand nehmen....   

       I think it was when it went all surgical, it reminded me too much of the human caterpillar, but without the humans.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 12 2014
  

       You can keep your kraut pebble (had to look that one up), I'm busy learning French right now.
Alterother, Apr 13 2014
  

       você tem muito a aprender, gafanhoto.   

       I can use google translate too, see?   

       It took me fifteen minutes to compose that anno about installing inlet valves through a cat's trachea and after googling the finished product I was surprised at how well I did. How many languages have you actually written in today?
Alterother, Apr 13 2014
  

       Consider my bluff called. Well played, sir.   

       I'm learning (and TGFJ is re-learning) French so we can raise our kid bilingual. German is next.
Alterother, Apr 13 2014
  

       I'm still trying to speak English, I mean what is the rule for who/whom, where do the possessive apostrophes go on plurals?
not_morrison_rm, Apr 13 2014
  

       Don't sweat it. That's what copy editors are for.   

       (if you're serious about needing grammatical help, pick up a copy of Gregg's English Language Style Manual)
Alterother, Apr 13 2014
  

       back in pictureskew Walthamstow,   

       I used to walk past this caf on the way to the train station,   

       and each day the menu had different wrong spelling of "spaghetti"....   

       which must have taken some ingenuity
not_morrison_rm, Apr 13 2014
  

       Ja und mein Deutsch, auch, ist 90 perzent Fiktional, wie mann einfach kann sehen.   

       Deshalb <<Mangeldeutsch>>. Mehr Spass als richtige Allemani, aber weniger Spass als Schweizer Hillbilly Deutsch, la--ng-s-a-m gespro--chen.   

       Mais nous pouvons learnen durch la utilisation, oder? Parler vous Franglais? Oder Allemanglais?
skoomphemph, Apr 13 2014
  


 

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