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Americans are not in touch with their own asses. This is a fact that is demonstrated by the odd shape of their toilet bowls (no tray for examining feces.) In France they have great trays in the toilets for examining their feces, and, as a result, they are much more in touch with their asses and with
the cyclical nature of the world.
America should designate one day National Ass Day, say, George W. Bush's birthday, and use it to get in touch with their own asses. This day would be set asside for the close examiniation, exploration, experimentation with and exultation of, asses, both collcetive and individual. Citizens could be encouraged to really get to know their other ends, ice breaking games could be facilitated by consultants, and books could be published on deep oil massage.
What America needs now is National Ass Day!
Idealized Body Parts
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Seems a good-as-any starting candidate for this idea. [Soterios, May 18 2005]
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[normzone, Jun 09 2006]
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I thought you ment a** as in "stupid person." (Insert joke here.) |
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You should have been born a dog, [smugcomputerguy]. For them, every day is ass day. |
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Recent headlines proclaim
Science HAS cloned a mule
All equines it now rules
May affect racing’s game
I’ll ask this of the brass
And try not to be crass:
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Though you have this great tool
Who needs one more jackass?
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I thought this was going to be like "Love Your Arse Week." It's a week long campaign promoting awareness of body image problems and being happy with our appearances. And whingeing about womens magazines. |
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mblefpffrppp. (pulls head out of ass) I think I was thinking of it because the heart gets valentines day. |
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What about those of us who only have
donkeys, or horses even? |
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March 2003 was National Colo-Rectal Cancer Awareness Month in the USA. A whole month! Is that good enough? |
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A whole month? I'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel by day twenty. |
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<Fast Show>Does my bum look big in this Ass Workshop?</Fast Show> |
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I thought this was April 15th? |
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///<Fast Show>Does my bum look big in this Ass Workshop?</Fast Show>///
Ugh! Put that away and stop tricking us into looking at your bum, cheeky. |
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I am all for Ass Day. Ass health is seriously neglected, especially for those of us who want nothing to do with our own asses, or posterior productions. Ass appreciation on a purely aesthetic level, while certainly not ignored, seems to lack a solid social acceptance. You get caught looking at an ass, and are pegged a pervert, but you can always feel the eyes of others on your ass. What a state of denial (at best) and hypocrisy (at worst) we live in!
I pledge my full support for Ass Day, but it must fall on Junior Bush's B-day. (What an ass!) |
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As an Ass myself I would like to appologize to other Asses around the world for any damage I may have done to our good name by associating it with the foul and evil cacomagicianry of G.W. Bush. I meant the comparison as extreem hyperbole and thought it funny at the time but realize now that there is a limit to what is funny and that some things are off limits. Also I appologize to all fecal matter for any thing I may have done to inadvertintly create an insinuation that I may have been positing a likeness between it and GW Bush, however indirect. |
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The study of ones feces in a tray = coprophilia = one discgusting individual. However hearing that this is general practice in France explains it all. |
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As a big fan of female asses, I think not enough people appreciate their ass, and specifically way too many people are too uptight about what exactly goes into it. Anyone who wants to do ass experimentation is labeled a pervert and a weirdo. [+] for bringing this important issue to the forefront (or back, as it may be). |
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celebrated at the Ass museum! |
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Not even going to bother to link to [Buttinfront Fashions] |
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I'm right behind you on this one... |
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so, has a day been designated yet? + |
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(I'd like to see the *votes* revived on some of these ideas, since losing them to the crash.) |
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Well then, since it's come up again, I WILL link to [Buttinfront Fashions]. |
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Some toilets in germany have that too. I never figured out why, nearest I could figure it was intended to prevent splashing. It's difficult to ask about such things though, since most people don't have deep insights into the variations of toilet designs by region and their corresponding histories. I doubt it is intended for coprophilics, although you are welcome to make jokes about german scheissevideos. |
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