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"Ring Ring"
"Ring Ring"
"Ring Ring"
DR: "uh ... hello"
phone: "Hello Denny boy; welcome to your alarm clock; it's 7am; time to wake up!"
DR: "...uurgh..."
phone: "Please say the following phrase clearly and quickly after the tone"
phone: "I am awake and
ready to face the day"
phone: "beep"
DR: "...oh **** bugger off"
phone: "You said "oh **** bugger off" - sorry you are not awake yet - this call will be returned in 5 minutes at a cost of £1.50"
phone: "click"
DR: "**** **** *****"
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I would be bankupt so fast. |
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I think I'd just change the message on my answering machine to "I am awake and ready to face the day." |
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Like it.
Deserves a churn, |
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"It sounds like you said: |
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'I am a fake, and red in the face, and gay' |
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Is this corect? If so, connecting you to your mind care specialist now...." |
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Better than a nasty IVF alarm clock. |
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