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I can see the courtroom now. Attorney for the plaintiff: "Mr
Buchanan, you are the inventor of the "Snoot Shooter" nasal
pyrotechnic device are you not?" |
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They still wear those adorable little curly wigs over there?
Gosh those are sweet. A grown man wearing one of those
could not be cuter. |
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//They still wear those adorable little curly wigs over there?
// I believe they still do at some levels of the judiciary,
rather like your president. You'll find it easier to understand
once your country has been around for a thousand years or so
and picked up a little history. |
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Actually he wears a ceremonial comb-over but well played.
According to the Marquess of Queensberry rules I left myself
open for that one. Or is it Marquis de Sade rules? I get those
guys mixed up. All a bunch of fancy lads in my book. |
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// I get those guys mixed up. // |
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As to the idea ... not exactly Baked, but there has been a certain amount of impromptu research in the field. |
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The results were not encouraging. |
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Snuff.. I mean sneeze activated. I am imagining a powder block, while compact is inert but once given enough dry space gives a luminescent ignition. |
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You know you could very easily and safely do a "smoke"
version of this that's activated by blowing through your
nose. Be a good way to emphasize something or show
belligerence. |
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[doctorremulac3] Coloured vaping? water soluble and a low level white cell production activator. |
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// Be a good way to emphasize something // |
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Such as "you are an exhibitionist with little or no grasp of the consequences of your actions, your only TV viewing is 'Jackass', and your ambition is to be given a Darwin Award (posthumously)" ? |
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Has to have been thought of no? |
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//Be a good way to emphasize something// // Such
as you are an exhibitionist with little or no grasp of
the consequences of your actions// |
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I'm seeing marketing gold here. |
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I think we could get Donald* to be the face of our marketing
campaign. Just imagine if he could call Kim** "rocket man"
and, to emphasize his point, tilt his head back and shoot
flames from his nostrils. |
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*Trump, not Duck
**Jong Un, not Kardashian |
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I'd be more interested to see the "duck" and
"Kardashian" interchange. |
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//a thousand years of history// |
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Here we call it 'baggage.' |
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Perhaps some of those pop rocks up your nose
could
give a bit of a kick without all of the pyrotechnics? |
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//I'd be more interested to see the "duck" and "Kardashian"
interchange.// Hmm. I'd never had you pegged as an
intellectual elitist until now. |
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//a bit of a kick without all of the pyrotechnics// But it's the
pyrotechnics that are the point. |
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//Hmm. I'd never had you pegged as an intellectual elitist
until now.// |
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Yea, and I right pretty good to. Long as I've got spellcheck
on I'm unstoppable. |
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I have drawings for a series of photographs on
topic of smoking belly buttons. A small insulating
crucible protects the belly button from the heat of
the source (smouldering incense) but I'm open to
other suggestions It's not an idea I would post
here, but thought I might ask. |
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Listen [xen], if you're trying to out-weird everyone here .... er, you're doing pretty well, actually. |
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// I'm seeing marketing gold here. // |
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... but probably not smelling it, because of all the burn damage in your nasal passages. |
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I'm conservative. I shun physical attention, I'm
uncomfortable signing autographs and don't like being
complimented so I wouldn't be the type to stuff pyrotechnic
devices up my nose to get people to look at me. I like seeing
stuff I create satisfying a need but other than
that I'm very happy being anonymous. |
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That being said, somebody could sell "Dragon Smoke" nose
puffers or something. Just not to me. |
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I don't get hay fever as such, but occasionally suffer from protracted and explosive sneezing fits, where people rather concernedly, yet redundantly, ask me, "Are you alright?" to which I can only reply with an upraised hand as I anticipate the next oncoming, ear shattering volley that I am, indeed, not "alright." |
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So the very idea of a pyrotechnic and loud, colourful demonstration that so energetically displays my diisposition at these times, I applaud. People may then stop telling me, "You may be allergic to House Mites, cranberry juice, etc." or some such nonsense. |
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I'd rather discover an allergy to cordite. Bring on the nasal bangs 'n' booms. |
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