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Contestants don water wings and lower polystyrene lances in a wet tilting tournament.
Narwhal Wedding Ring Toss
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shameless self-reference [calum, Mar 14 2007]
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It would be awesome - if you could somehow avoid the inevitable fatal head-on collisions. |
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Why do it on sea-doos? Why not on narwhals? |
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Avoid fatal collisions the medieval way: The competitors are on opposite sides of a wall! |
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Why avoid fatal collisions at all? It just adds to the fun! |
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Do it on Narwhals. Do it on land. All those modern knights, wobbling across the ice, lances lowered... that appeals to me. |
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//All those modern knights// I'd pay good money to see Richard Branson and Cliff Richard going head-to-head atop an enraged narwhal. |
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