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Napman
"I just need fifteen minutes, or maybe an hour"... | |
Napman is my secret superhero identity - OK, maybe not so secret now.
Much like Clark and Superman, I am not recognized when I remove my glasses and lay down for a quick recharge.
And given my extremely rich dream life, it's only appropriate that I donate some of my time to fighting crime while
I'm sleeping.
(shouts and wakes self up) "Damn - he got away again. Oh well, at least the city is safe for the moment".
worlds sleepiest super hero
http://www.if.com.a...9/28.html#item11094 [nuclear hobo, May 08 2007]
the incredible napman
http://www.emiliano...tures.blogspot.com/ [nuclear hobo, May 08 2007]
long underwear and bathrobe
http://k-srasra.blo...0/costume-swat.html [nuclear hobo, May 08 2007]
Hey, here we are!
http://www.powernap...com/d/20110617.html [normzone, Nov 01 2012]
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A big "Z" on your leotard, I imagine? |
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That would be a string of 'Z's. Baked. [links] |
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That other guy's not real. I dreamed him. |
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...batteling his arch nemesis; Insomniac! |
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norm, your nap is soooo soft and smoooth... |
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And I like the nape of your neck as well, [po]. |
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//A big "Z" on your leotard// which transforms into an "N" when you lie down, completely disguising your identity. |
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