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Naked ship mascot

 For good luck
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According to maritime tradition, a naked woman brings good luck to a ship. Hence perhaps one can be employed by one of these cruise ships to serve as a mascot.

She would likely be attractive. There may be a few of them to do shifts.

She would walk around the ship, her pressence an assurance to the passangers of their good luck. Those who touch her or gawk at her--in essense who disturb her in anyway--would be dropped off at the nearest port, never to board the ship again.

Photos of her and the ship could also be sold.

—Great Satan, Jul 04 2003

Holy cow. A whole ship chaulk full of'em http://www.cybertur...aokebare/cruise.htm
I'll pass. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

One lucky library. http://www.txla.org...2/gifs/streaker.JPG
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(?) bazillions? http://www.boobcruise.com
I forget who told me about this (conveniently...) [dbsousa, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Baked, a bazillion times over.
—DrCurry, Jul 04 2003
   

       Really? I'll bet anyone could find a Web reference for something done a bazillion times, especially a bazillion times over. That must be two bazillion times, no?   

       Anyway, I've never heard of a naked woman ship mascot that walks around the ship spreading, erm, good luck or whatever, but then I don't get out much.
—bristolz, Jul 04 2003
   

       Make the mascots co-ed and attract more people.
—sartep, Jul 04 2003
   

       //maritime tradition//? //naked woman//? //good luck//? Let’s not forget the Sirens’ allure here, speaking of //never to board the ship again//.
—Shz, Jul 05 2003
   

       Yo! Mascot night! Party at the Pi Rho's...
—Tiger Lily, Jul 05 2003
   

       Darn! – I thought that was tomorrow night.
—Shz, Jul 05 2003
   

       [DrCurry], elaborate?
—FloridaManatee, Jul 05 2003
   

       It was the 4th when he said it. Maybe he meant that he once had one... a Brazilian. <g>
—Tiger Lily, Jul 05 2003
   

       He had a Brazilian over for July 4th? Were there fireworks?   

       Maybe the washout NY halfcon would have been better attended with such a mascot (Brazilian or no). I'm sure it would have attracted more lurkers in any case!
—egbert, Jul 05 2003
   
      
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