NYC Rat detective

I now have learned that todays society has become more jadded and less impressed with todays brand of rat. I believe this could be detramental to our rat population swilling in the cities. I have taken time to watch some rats running through the streets and somehow something appears to have changed in their stride. In years gone by, rats seemed to have some value to the common working man. the rat would be respected for living on as the man tried to keep him down, thrived in a workplace environment where most would give up and look for new opportunity. But today the real rats don't posses that kind of glory. I believe we need to replace todays common rats with a new breed of genetically altered super rat beast that will give the rats their lost respect and admiration. Maybe a combination of bovine growth hormone and McDonalds special sauce, (to be named at a later date, and usda approved). The rats may be a little larger, a little meaner, but darn it, they deserve their place in the sun along with the venerable cockroach and ph