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I've been wondering what the limitations on how much and what data those Passport RFID tags store - I then started to think about what alternate use they might have (whilst trying to avoid thinking about whether it allows your neighbours and general passers-by to scan your details remotely, which is
probably fairly baked) - and I reckon you might just be able to make it more friendly: It could play a tune (perhaps when opened up) - perhaps only when within triggering distance of an RFID reader.
How this might work:
RFID Tag holds embedded s/w, tune data & its coiled-up antenna uses the RFID page as a speaker (perhaps requires a magnet).
Mexican Hat Dance
http://www.youtube....watch?v=mZimZYTwuDk
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oh this could be soooo annoying. +1 |
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What po said.
Next sign of Armageddon: uploadable passport ringtones.
(Mine plays: "The BIg Country" by the Talking Heads.) |
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RFID tag holds any old media URL.
//Mine plays: "The BIg Country" by the Talking Heads//?
Mine plays "In a Big Country", by "Big Country". |
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Mine would be "In the Halls of the Mountain King", played Jet Set Willy style. |
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"Funky Town" by Lipps Inc. |
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Thanks [hippo], I'll have that bloody tune in my head all day, now! |
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{Starts hummimg the Mexican Hat Dance tune, to rid him of the ear-worm - Linked, if others are suffering} |
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I would like one of these stamped into my passport instead
of an entry visa, with a different tune appropriate for each
country visited. |
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Perhaps the tone could depend on the country you are entering: the Hat Dance for Mexico; God Save the Queen for England; Achy Breaky Heart for the US. Or, if space allows, the tune could be on a per-airport basis: something by Harry Lauder for Edinburgh; Japanese Boy by Aneka for Narita; Hell Hole by Spinal Tap for Heathrow. I'm sure that that would make the already disarmingly happy chaps and ladychaps at passport control carry out their duties in a manner even cheerfullier. |
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The Taliban could stick bits of blank cassette recording tape on theirs! |
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[Awol]Funny, mine only seems to play a short clip from that song |
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And I'm thinking... the new UK passports, one of which I've just acquired, have pictures of birds in them. (In fact the bird on my photo page is pecking at my head!!) |
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And there are greetings cards here which play birdsong when you open them. |
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And I'm going on holiday this weekend. |
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You can see where this is going... |
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So, should I bake this idea by sellotaping the chip from one of those cards into my photo page, so that it chirps merrily at the immigration officer when they open it up? Or is that likely to end up with me pinned down to a table as a burly, dour-faced officer pulls on a rubber glove and mutters something about a cavity search? |
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// Or is that likely to end up with me pinned down to a table as a burly, dour-faced officer pulls on a rubber glove and mutters something about a cavity search?// |
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They'll probably do that anyway if your bladder can hold more than 100mls of liquid. So I say go for it. |
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