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If you wanted to bump someone off, or just indulge in
the god-like power over life and death, the ideal place
to do it would be at a Murder Mystery Weekend.
Once the act was done, a considerable amount of chaos
will reign, with the game's participants unable to
determine whether a real murder
occurred or not, or
who is or isn't a qualified police officer or detective,
enabling you to make your escape. Furthermore, far
from being reliable witnesses, the amateur sleuths will
more likely enthuse over fantastical theories based on
sleuthing franchises rather than useful criminology
techniques. Even if the crime was committed in plain
sight, witnesses will adamantly direct attention to the
least likely suspect.
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Murder is pretty harsh. But I could vote for this if you change it to actually farting at the Who Farted Mystery Weekend. Considerable amounts of chaos would reign because multiple individuals might be farting at once. OR MIGHT THEY??? |
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// Murder is pretty harsh. // |
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Obviously you've never met Sturton. |
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[8th], Sturton is downcast and, frankly, dejected at your perpetual comments. He's done his best to make amends for the clay pigeon/Perry Como Collection error. Can't you two let bygones be bygones? |
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Another great idea. This one is very, very, very good. In a
halfbaked sort of World. |
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// clay pigeon/Perry Como Collection error. // |
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We thought they were a bit smaller than we expected, and they shattered in an odd way ... |
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It was just silly, cruel and pointless - all that ammunition wasted on nothing more than a bunch of moulded clay saucers. The disappointment was awful. |
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We have modified the trap so that it can only be loaded with 45's and 33's (both LP and EP), but somehow the hurt isn't going away. |
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Besides, his idea of "amends" is a little too unconventional even for our tastes. We appreciate the thought, but it's not fair to the cuttlefish. |
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