h a l f b a k e r yThis would work fine, except in terms of success.
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Not many people find their toilet's flush perfect. Furthermore, different people in the same house have different tastes. Therefore, just build in a little sound-cancellation device (or insulation) in the toilet to mask the actual flush, and put in a little device with the flush sounds from various toilets,
from the cute little friendly ones to a huge, industrial-strength water gusher.
Now, when Missy wants to flush, she presses her button, and her favorite sound plays while it flushes (the button also flushes the real toilet); and when Big Daddy's done, the appropriate flush plays so everyone knows.
For those who want something 'different', chewing and swallowing sound effects (burping optional), 'tapeworm screaming', and 'Mm-mm, what's cooking?'.
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Do you just have too much time on your hands, or do you actually consider this an idea? |
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(spends a moment looking through the other ideas posted today) Nevermind, it's as good as most. |
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And when big brother flushes it, he hears little sister's scream as she goes down the tube. |
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Just make sure you can't program it to play N*Sync. (ha ha) |
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I want some chewing and swallowing sounds every time I flush. |
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Well, that shouldn't be too hard. |
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Hows about random humerous sound effects? |
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"Captain, the engines cannae tek it!" |
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I think I'd settle for a nice, happy klaxon. |
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Adding a strain gauge to the toilet seat would allow weight appropriate sounds to be played. Or maybe a timer to help guess production vs time served. |
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