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Oranges were once the only fruit, and bananas hadn't been invented yet. Alas! there isn't time these days to laboriously unpick a truculent citrus, or tortuously liberate the juicy contents of a kiwi or passion fruit.
The Multi Fruit Helper would have a range of settings from 'banana peel' to 'de-pit
watermelon' to 'clementine spiral peel & segmentise' to 'kiwi bisect & scoop' and would feature a juicer function and a detachable bowl.
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didn't apples come before oranges? |
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1.Jeanette Winterson "oranges are not the only fruit"
2.oranges were the most popular fruit of the victorian period. now we prefer graham norton. |
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speak for your elf. it was an apple that eve tempted adam with though. buggar the victorians... |
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// buggar the victorians... // is this still referring to Graham Norton? |
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..and apparently 'buggar literacy'.
furthermore, adam & eve didnt really exist. d'oh!
odd that u never hear of anyone called adam marrying anyone called eve. or do u? my friend leo is seeing a lass named eve though. i digress. |
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Huh? To me, fruit has always seemed to be the ultimate fast food. It's compact, individually packaged in bio-degradable, all-natural wrapping, attractive, tastes good, comes in a large range of flavours, is healthy, cheap and can be prepared and scoffed within a minute or two. What's the problem? (picks banana string from between front teeth, thinks, "I wonder if there's a use for this stuff"). |
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Ah, so tempting to resurrect the 'best way to peel a banana' argument but I shall resist. |
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doesn't work anyway DrBob |
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Oh no your no....never mind. |
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[DrBob] You cut the banana in half, across the center. Then you take a cocktail spoon with a long handle and scoop out one half, and then the other. After taking the first few spoons from a half you can fill the developing cavity with flavor enhancing substance like Kahlua or rum. |
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If you are still tearing bananas open along the sides and scatter peels around for people to slip on then you belong back in the trees! |
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