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Having spent my early years as a masseuse, I began to get tired of the same old percussive moves, and began to examine novel techniques.
Inspired by an early spud gun, I rigged a vertical array of PVC tubing above my massage table. A large manifold connected this tube array to a hopper of
crushed ice. With a willing client, I would first dip my hands in hot scented oil and spread it sensually over her back and buttocks. Pushing a button with my knee sent a momentary blast of compressed air thru the hopper, and a sudden sharp blast of ice pummeled her expectant skin. Then, quickly, more hot oil.
I called this the Squealer, after the general reaction of my clients.
Worldgineer's melting ice ammo...
http://www.ilovebacon.com/043002/g.shtml
[pluterday, Oct 21 2004]
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Ha ha ha ha ha (+) Brilliant! |
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[pluter], are you serious? |
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Would make a good episode of CSI (Crime Scene Investigation - a TV show here in the states). Melting ammo, removing all trace of existance. |
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Ice ammo wouldn't be terribly effective, since ice weighs less than 1/12 what lead does. |
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Hard candy bullets! Exploding hard candy bullets, filled with potassium chloride. Deadly and undetectable! |
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