h a l f b a k e r yAssume a hemispherical cow.
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A reciever and mouthpiece attaches above the lip. Battery goes inside one of the nostrils. Also available in sideburn, goatee and full beard.
Half-baked by Cool McCool
http://www.kidrhino...h.lasso?Number=2540 [angel, Jun 20 2001]
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Be great if it could transmit/receive odors as well as sound. "Are you eating chocolate? Save some for me!" |
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And if you lick, does it remind you of a conversation you had a few hours ago? |
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I'll have the Salvador Dali, please. |
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Those guys you see with big hairy dirty moustaches wandering about the city mumbling inaudible obscenities seemingly under their breath - it's the moustache phone .. |
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I always wanted to grow a gigantic handlebar moustache. Just thought I'd mention it.
PS: I hate mobile phones in all their incarnations so please don't take this fishbone personally, benfrost. |
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