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Mouse Eye
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A mouse, with the normal rollerball replaced by a synthetic eyeball. Serves no other purpose than the fact that I could turn my mouse upside down and freak myself out occasionally.
As I was mousing, I'd also know that my mouse-eye was rolling around in a manic fashion beneath my hand, even though
I couldn't see it. How exciting!
An advanced version could have a tiny camera in the eyeball, so that it could "look " at the build-up of gunk on the tracker wheels.
Play a practical joke on your friends by surreptitiously replacing their mouse-eye with an even-more-freaky Terminator version.
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I DO like the idea of being able to buy novelty mouse balls which looked like eyes, testicles, marbles, etc and placing them secretly in my colleagues' mice to annoy/scare/amuse them. Plus for this, and also because you were decent enough to suggest using synthetic eyeballs - I'm just waiting for an annotation suggesting you use real eyeballs extracted from squirrels in the most painful possible way. |
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Make the mouse out of clear plastic. Then you could watch the eye roll around and around and around and... |
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You could also just have an "eye socket" on top (with an eye lid?) where the eye shows through, so you don't have to look at all the electronics. |
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Kensington used to make novelty balls for its track balls. Perhaps they still do. |
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They do novelty balls, but no eyeballs. I'm off to email their CEO. |
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Mouse balls totally suck! at this century guys. Never ever would buy a mouse with balls. Even if they look like nice tits! |
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What about mousie tongue ? [ The chairman is watching you ] |
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Yeah, with his little (infra) red book. No wonder he had no balls. |
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Heh, or get ones that replace trackballs. THAT could be fun. :) |
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