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New from BorgCo pharmaceuticals, get on board the latest health fad !
Lots of people take vitamin supplements. Now, you can also buy mortimins, in case you are worried you may have overdosed on vitamins.
Mortamins contain your recommended maximum daily dose of a huge range of elements and compounds,
from Arsenic to Zambian spitting toad venom. Chlorophenols, asbestos, persistent nerve agents, heavy metals, vegetable alkaloids - as much as you can (safely ? *** NB check that with Legal) take of a massive range of things that will do you no good at all and in all probability quite a lot of harm (but it's a free country, allegedly).
Mortamins are packed in a small plastic container inside a very large cardboard box, because there has to be room for all the disclaimers, warnings and waviers.
Mortamins sound like toxic waste
http://klipd.com/wa...p/toxic-waste-scene
If you take mortamins this may happen to you. [travbm, Nov 05 2015]
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What percent of your daily LD50 do you think would be
appropriate? Homeopathic dosages would be great for profit
margin, except for ingredients with negative unit costs... |
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// What percent of your daily LD50 do you think would be appropriate? // |
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We're open to suggestions. |
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Ask your funeral director if Mortamins are right for you ... |
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I think that guy that turned into a mutant in Robo Cop took that. You know the guy that got covered in all the toxic waste. |
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//Ask your funeral director if Mortamins are right for you // I will, but in till then I think should start vaping |
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Hey, does it smell funny in here? [+] |
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