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"Bob, I've told you 1000 times, put the toilet seat down!"
"I'm sorry, honey, it's just that it's hard for me, with my problem."
"What problem?"
"I told you, I have LETUS." *
________[Leave the Toiletseat Up Syndrome]
"Oh please. You're just making excuses."
"I am
not! There are over 2 million men in America with this problem, and I'd just as soon you not yell at me for having it. It's a sensitive issue for me."
"I'm sorry, honey. I didn't know. I promise I won't bring it up again."
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I was going to croissant this but I have ABS. |
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anti-lock braking system? thats useful. |
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<excited> tomorrow, I get my first sunroof </excited> |
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Sounds nice, po. You should put it on your car, maybe. |
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I had my sunroof, mags and wired for soundness stolen from outside a Cliff Richard concert a few years back, haven't had one since. |
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Regarding toilet seats, I haven't had a problem with men who don't put the seat down ever since I met one who didn't put it up. Much, much worse. |
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You can do more with it, too. "You were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago!" "Sorry, I have CLD [chronic lateness disorder]. It's not my fault." |
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If you think you have a disorder, and knowing what it's called would give you a sense of closure, consult your physician today. |
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Yeah, probably needed it for his Summer Holiday. |
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