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I know i posted "More Exotic Lip Gloss Flavors" about a year back, but this is a variation on that theme.
Flavored moisturizing lip pomades/lip glosses can be a kissing enhancer, but unfortunately, these cosmetic delights have gotten a reputation for being a "teenybopper" item, a preparation used
only by girls too young for "real" lipstick. Well, how about more "sophisticated" and "grown-up" cocktail, cordial, and fancy-dessert flavors to bring this scrumptious and sensuous beauty staple beyond the training-bra crowd. If I was manufuacturing such a product, I would call them Cocktail Kisses and package them in sleek black-and-silver containers.
Flavors like Brandy Alexander, Creme DeMenthe, Long Island Iced Tea, Blackberry Brandy, Tiramisu, Eclair, and After Dinner Mint. A classy, upscale taste and tint to suit your every mood -- and your partner's!
(However, I must say I myself prefer cherry, cinnamon, and cola, but those flavors, unfortunately, ARE associated with the training-bra crowd)
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hello Sparki, had a good year? |
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//(However, I must say I myself prefer cherry, cinnamon, and cola)// |
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No, yamahito, separately. Although, guys just might find the taste of cinna-cherry-cola intriguing . . . |
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Try this: If I thought there was a high probability I'd be kissed that night, I'd let a few drops of honey soak in my mouth for awhile. Not too much; not enough to make her actually comment; just enough to add some unspoken curiosity as to why I'm always so sweet. |
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When I kiss a girl, all I want to taste is girl. |
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Yes, but what *flavor* of girl? |
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But you sure as hell thought it [2 fries] :) |
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My favourite flavour of girl is wine and cigarettes. Mmm-mm. |
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//When I kiss a girl, all I want to taste is girl.// |
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Where are you kissing her? You do know not to do that in public, don't you? |
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Sugar and spice and champagne on ice. That's what girl tastes like. |
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Flavour of girl... isn't that a bit like the colour of money? |
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Actually, Jinbish, it's TASTE OF A WOMAN, followup to SCENT OF A WOMAN |
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Girl tastes pretty. Point being, when kissing, I want to be kissing, maybe thinking complex thoughts like, "Wow!", not going, "Is that is that... cherry bublegum flavour?... no, no, it's more sophisticated than that... it must be... hey, wait, single-malt scotch..." Is that what you want someone thinking about at that moment? |
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Lip gloss should be reserved as a a sensory reminder/warning that you're dating age-inappropriately. |
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