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Y'know the kind of thing,
bullets with little Santas etched onto them
landmines with holly
claymores with "Thinking of you" messages
tanks firing shaped charge Xmas puddings
cluster bombs containing mince pies with extra-hard pastry
razor wire with with fairy lights and little reindeer
shapes
substituting brandy butter for napalm..
planes ejecting tinsel to act as chaff..
and so on...
Just cos it's war doesn't mean it can't be festive.
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And in the high ranking military officer category as well - |
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Soldiers going from house to house, executing
the first-born male child of every family,
would fit in well with the accepted historical
narrative. |
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probably possible to use two Chinooks to pull apart huge
Christmas cracker over the enemy positions, showering
a deluge of phosphorous Xmas stars..how they twinkle! |
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Putting the fester into the festivities. |
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[-] too easy, but... carnivorous mistletoe. |
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Hey, it's the festive season, not the boning season |
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More Christmasy than what? |
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Huge Meka Santas stride across the battlefield, while
Bell Huey Cobras play Jingle Bells...Meka Santa knows
who's been good or bad, and distributes presents....
appropriately. |
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As for Rudolf, we will not speak of it. |
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//More Christmasy than what? |
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More Xmassy than just shooting each other? |
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Could lead to a new twist on Christmas
Carols … |
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"O little town of Bethlehem, how still you
seem to lie,
Above thy dark and curfew'd streets,
surveillance drones cruise by,
Yet in the darknes shineth the glow of infra-
red,
The IDF have snipers out, to shoot insurgents
dead …"
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… and other such cheerful ditties. |
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fine, you can thank 8th for the deboning. |
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Precision-guided mayhem, that's their calling card. |
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