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Mood Reading Keyboard
Measures your galvanic skin response, heart rate, temp etc and makes letters that match your state of mind. | |
If you're mad, the keyboard that features finger sensing thingies, an IR reader etc. changes the letters to look very mad. I don't know, jagged lines or something. If you're happy, it makes happy letters maybe, puffy and cartoonish. If you're sad, droopy and sad looking. Maybe it's got a mike to measure
if you're sighing or even laughing or crying.
The appearance of your words would match your mood.
If you like this idea, please feel free to click the bun icon.
Thank you for your time and have a nice day.
Doctorremulac3
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The keyboard would have an optical sensor, camera or
whatever to get the IR profile, you could certainly add facial
feature recognition. |
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And of course you'd be able to switch it off. (rattles bun
collection cup) |
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When the reader mouses over the text, each word could display a tiny video clip (with audio) showing the author's face as they were typing that word, plus a pop-up set of graphs showing their heart rate and other bodily statistics, as well as charts showing recent food intake and social interactions. |
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De-luxe version uses eye-tracking tech to track the reader's gaze and automatically plays the appropriate video and audio for the word they are currently looking at. |
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this seems to border on magic. It would be great if
people knew when I was being sarcastic! I don’t
know what sarcastic font would look like but
maybe people could understand that it is sarcasm.
I hate puffy and cartoonish letters and therefore
that would not work when I was happy. I sort of
like the idea but not sure how it would really
work. |
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//even if you got a mike?// sp. mic |
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cool... so if everyone thinks this is possible then I
will give a moody bun. |
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^ Not really possible without an involved hardware surgery. Even if the keys had just a complex waveform data set, an AI computation would need a mood reference. |
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A EEG headset might be the easiest and amusing way. A large reference data set is still needed for accuracy. |
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Improvement: The skin response is read from where
you place your palms, not your fingertips. |
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Not Moon Reading Keyboard? |
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Lying extracting algorithms by subscription only. |
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//Not Moon Reading Keyboard?// |
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I sometimes do a thing where when voice to text
input gets what I said totally wrong I just go with
it.
So if I say "Seri, text the wife I'm going to the store
to buy some pickles" and Seri says "You said, I'm
going
to score on sober Don Rickles. Are you ready to
send
it?" I just say "Yes." When she says "Huh?" I say I'm
going to the store, and if classic old time comedian
Don Rickles is still alive and happens to be there
for some reason, I'll congratulate him on his
sobriety if he quit drinking but challenge him to a
pickup
basketball game and score some sweet dunk shots
on him because he's so old. That is if there's a
basketball hoop set up in the store. Might be home
late. But if it turns out he's dead and not at the
store I'm just picking up some pickles." |
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That is a bit of a Freudian slip there, even the "picking up some pickles". If you're going to "score on Don Rickles" you're going to wind up with one sore asshole. On the other hand, you will finally find Don Rickles's most sex-appealing font. |
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I'd obviously be the top, but speaking of interesting
slips, I see you assumed taking it up the ass from an
ancient standup comedian would be
the standard procedure. |
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There is actually a need for something to replace
the
emoji. Sarcasm gets lost as does good natured
humor
(for instance, 4and20, that was a friendly pat on
the
back bar joke done with a smile, and an oblique
nod
of appreciating your humorous take on the
example,
I would have done the same) I've had business
texts misinterpreted because I use humor waaay
more frequently than is appropriate in my business
dealings and emojis are stupid. |
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When I'm being
sarcastic, I don't make a stupid face with an ear to
ear grin and 2 inch teardrops flying out of my eyes. |
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I'm thinking you can measure heart rate pretty
accurately with the soft bar you rest your wrists
on. That might be useful. |
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Or be less subtle, and write a <sarcasm included> or <emotional
tone important> postscript. |
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Doesn't spell out the mood directly but questions the reader. |
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You know, just the facial recognition cam would do
a lot. I was smiling and even chuckling when I read
4and20s post and responding to it. The smile cam
could change the color of the writing from, I don't
know, red to green maybe? |
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Hmm, color codes might be confusing. But I have
had jokes get taken seriously, assuming that's
happened to others as well. Human communication
relies heavily on facial expression. |
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Could somebody comment on if their face changes
when they're surfing the web or commenting? I
think I just look like I'm in a trance but smile
occasionally. |
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So really, just the smile sensor maybe. |
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//Hmm, color codes might be confusing.// |
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Perhaps some other way of indicating the user's facial
expression in text? I can't think of anyway to do that
though. ;) |
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It does it by adding a <intensely direct>plain text commentary. Perhaps a special markup language could be <vacant look>developed so that capable systems would display the font or other effect, while <smug pleased with self>incapable systems would display human-readable annotations. |
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