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What if everybody buys it? |
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powered zorb four-wheelin'! |
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<aims window-mounted UnaBubba Inc. Pickle Harpoon at impatient twat with giant tyres....> |
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So, nothing to do with Bigfoot opening a particularly difficult lid then? |
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I wonder how long it takes to inflate 20 foot tall tires? |
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They have gas charges like the martian lander. They inflate in seconds. |
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They are transparent so as not to occlude the view of drivers behind / under the vehicle. |
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<a too fast inflation> "Look mommy, we're in orbit!" </a too fast inflation> |
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And then grease them up and traffic would become like
blood cells. Or lubricate them enough to squirt past
eachother but not enough to lose traction on the road. |
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Why not instead make wedge-shaped
cars with teflon roofs? Then, you just
built up a good turn of speed and
nudge your way *under* the car in
front. This would be fairer: the nudger
(rather than the innocent nudgee) gets
the tire marks on his roof. |
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Made out of rubber from the unobtania tree, I suppose. |
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Only if the unobtania tree yields teflon.
I believe that raw teflon is extracted
from the sap of trees of the genus
Cafateria. |
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