Monobrow toupee

As everyone knows, the eyebrow evolved in humans (or more correctly, remained with us from when we were monkeys) in order to keep sweat from falling in our eyes and blinding us as we tried to run away from angry predators in Africa. However, for those of us unlucky enough to not have a monobrow, sweat still trickles down and collects on the tip of our nose, falling onto whatever project we're feverishly working on, resulting in smudged ink, ruined stamp collections, etc.

Solution: the monobrow toupee, an adhesive prosthesis designed to match your own eyebrow type and which can be changed quickly and easily.

Alternatively, for a more permanent approach, a "hair club for men" technique could be undertaken and the piece could be woven in with your already-existing eyebrow hair. Finally, for those who are really serious and have money to spend, eyebrow implants would be the ultimate solution.

I realize that many people think monobrows are unattractive. However, beauty is in the eybrow of the beholder. Practical concerns should come first, in my opinion.