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That's just gross! It's....ah, pubLic - got it. |
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Ha - you're thinking of the Legs Akimbo, Golden Shower,
Auto Car Wash variation.... a totally different idea
altogether, and currently being built as a replacement to
those two giant swords that straddle a main road in
Baghdad. (they think it's just under wraps for cleaning) |
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Ah, old Legs Akimbo. Probably the most under-
appreciated of the Tanzanian tap dancers of the
1950's. |
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Once every hour the hair recedes and for 15 seconds
the head does something different: crying,
explosive water from nose, bronx cheer etc.
People gather to see what it will be. |
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I could live with that... especially if there was a periodic
emergence of soap bubbles from each ear. Naturally each
bubble would have to somehow contain a flying ant that
would be harmlessly released when the bubble burst. |
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Ha - actually currently in the LES |
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// People gather to see what it will be // |
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Check with your legal advisors before coding "Rotating 360 degrees while projectile vomiting" into the PLC. |
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