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You’ll learn the finer points of near nude acting for family TV viewing such as: 1) How to walk past the camera keeping one thigh always in front of the genitals 2) Making passionate sex while exposing only the head (!), upper back and a knee 3) Prudent use of plants, cigars and melons to block objectionable
shots and 4-83) Much, much more.
Upon course completion you will receive a framed diploma, skin-colored thong and 10 lbs of bubble bath.
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The Importance of Body Doubles |
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Mmmm. Bubble bath, hope it's my favorite color: bazooka pink. |
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I was actually pondering something similar to this: Porn Star College. It would teach all the business, health, and physiology necessary for the porn star trade. Mostly it would be an expensive, dressed up brothel to extract money from would be male porn stars. |
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Lesson 83)
Live performance of a 'Tango' down your local high street. Dance partner is imaginary. |
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Roses at the ready!
<bum, bum, bum bum - buh-dah-de-bum-bum...> |
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//Perfecting the Long Shot//? !? |
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