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And bring along scuba tanks filled with O2 so you don't get out of breath. |
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hang on..... you dont have time to take a shower, but you would have time to clamber into a wetsuitesque affair, fill with some water, bike to work (admittedly no difference in biking) and then remove said wetsuitesque affair, towel off and dress for work.... sorry I just thought Id play devils advocate and throw a sensible spanner into the spokes of your bike! |
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You could always have time for a quick shower at your destination...see link
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Can't we just fill the ditch with sudsy water and let you swim to work? |
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...or alternatively, bike to work naked and hope like hell it rains. |
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...or take a detour through the car wash. |
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..or maybe someone could make GIANT baby-wipes. |
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This was baked in E.E. 'Doc' Smith's 'Classic "Lensman" Series' (7-volume sci-fi epic, 1940/50s), in order to wash in zero gravity. |
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Why not just wear the suit in your sleep. It can have a timer to come on before you need to get to work, and serve as both shower and alarm. |
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We used to water ski (on a piece of plywood) in the ditches on our way to class. I suppose we could have brought some soap on a rope and accomplished what you're trying to do here. |
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