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I propose you put a little slot in your cell for those Listerine PocketPaks things or something similar on/in your phone. (maybe make it part of the battery pack?) Also, in the speaker part of the phone put a breathalizer that can detect if you breath be hooby stank. Then your phone will politely
beep. You will take out a breath strip, apply to infected area and breath easy.
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I ain't got no stinkin' breath.
I don't need no stinkin' strips! |
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