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With this hat, people like me won't have to waste our breath trying to bring old people into realization that the generation gap has put them into the past and oh never mind...
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I don't see why I should have to wear a hat just so you youngsters can have an easy life. If you've got something to say, just say it. I really don't understand what your meaning is. (Kids these days...) |
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WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? "MISS UNDER'S TANNED IN COLD MANHATTAN?!?" WHAT KIND OF GIBBERISH IS THIS? SPEAK UP, YOUNG MAN! STOP YOUR BLOODY MUMBLING... AND SIT UP STRAIGHT! |
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In *my* day we didn't *have* hats! We had to wear old shoes on our heads! And we liked it! |
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SHOES ON YOUR BEDS! SHOES ON YOUR BEDS?! YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T LEARN A THING FROM YOUR NATIONAL SERVICE, YOU YOUNG RAPSCALLION! IN MY DAY, WE WERE NEAT AND TIDY. CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS, YOU KNOW? HARRUMPH! AND FURTHER MORE... <zzzzzzzz> |
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wouldn't they end up wearing the wrong hat... or posibly carying a misunderstood bat? |
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Explaining the concept would take a while though. They might think that they were getting a cat. |
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