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This is a gun, like a caulk gun, but sealed with a container for a stick of butter and a cylinder of c02.
The nozzle is a fine 50 hole brass affair. When fired enough gass escapes the cylinder to people the butter through the holes
This will be functionally a mist. It will make toast soft, salty,
and ready to gobble up.
Perfectly complements these products
https://www.halfbak...ory/Food_3a_20Spray
[hippo, Dec 06 2023]
...and this one:
Nutella_20Caulk
[hippo, Dec 06 2023]
Butter in a metal tube
Butter_20in_20a_20metal_20tube
[hippo, Dec 06 2023]
Sneezing Toaster that Applies Spray Butter
Sneezing_20Toaster_...es_20Spray_20Butter
[hippo, Dec 06 2023]
spray toast
//If you also have spray butter// [pocmloc, Dec 06 2023]
Biem butter sprayer
https://biemspray.com/
The biem Butter Sprayer transforms any stick of butter straight from your fridge into mistable spray that begs for popcorn, toast or a baked potato. [Voice, Dec 07 2023]
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How I have longed for a better way to people my butter. |
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Nozzle shape is so important. |
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Repurpose for ketchup (McD already has a non-portable one of these), suntan lotion, shampoo, etc. Portability is the key. A backpack version could be used for crowd control. |
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Indeed. One might fill the reservoir with an aqueous, smelly substance (eau de fish, perhaps) and utilize the device to hose down rioters, looters and those folks who block the roadways, creatively marking the participants such that others (parents, police) would know who participated. A flashy decal on the tank for a non-existent company would keep the authorities from being blamed. |
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Is this a new idea entirely? |
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<does best Homer impression>
That name again is Mister Butter. |
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<Simpson's Halloween special in which teachers go cannibal> |
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"Homework tonight: eat a stick of butter" |
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