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The computer plays Manfred Mann: "Blinded By the Light"
You type in 'Wrapped up like a douche'
Authenticated. You are not a bot...
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For the religious, "Gladly my cross-eyed bear", or "Guide me, O thou
great red emu" ... |
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Also, there's a very good song about Three German Officers ... |
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Is that one of the single eggs? |
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If it is, that means you're the walrus. Or the Nowhere Man. Or
possibly both. |
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+ "xcuse me while I kiss this guy" |
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It could be a multiple choice:
Q1. You get up in the morning in order that you can slave for some bread. In what state are your ears?
A. Just fine, thanks
B. Red
C. On fire |
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Q2. You are able to see (your new girlfriend) now (your previous girlfriend) has gone. What are the names of your previous and current girlfriends?
A. Margaret; Janet
B. Lorraine; Deirdre
C. Liz; Jane |
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Q3. You are planning a trip to La Isla Bonita. What did you dream about last night?
A. Some bagels
B. Some doughnuts
C. Some pretzels |
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Q4. A girl goes by. Does she have: |
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A. Tourette's
B. A cold
C. Colitis |
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Q5. You have a bear called Gladly. Is your bear: |
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A. Amnesiac
B. Cross-eyed
C. Obese
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Afraid these would all defeatable by a decent database. |
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She's got electric boobs and Mohair shoes, You know I read it in a magazine.
Fanny and the Jets |
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