h a l f b a k e r yFewer ducks than estimates indicate.
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Guaranteed security. They'll never talk.
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And they're highly resistant to popular torture methods, although our current method of measuring their tolerance by scream decibel level may need reviewed. |
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You must have forgotten about the Mime Interrogators! |
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// highly resistant to popular torture methods. // |
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Yes, like forcing someone to watch a mime performance ... or shutting them up in a glass box ... |
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Ummm, I thought that spies were supposed to be
relatively non-obvious. If they aren't noticed, then
they can do their thing without being caught and
subjected to interrogation. Alas, mimes are usually
very notice-able... |
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Something's wrong, it's quiet... |
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"Would you like something to eat?" "Mime's a pie" |
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I've always wondered by spies aren't simply medically
muted. Aside from ethical objections (which could be
mitigated by the fact that only the willing undergo the
procedure), you could guarantee these agents will never
talk. |
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You do realize, do you not, that information can also
be conveyed by, for example, writing? |
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