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A stapler, using normal staples that are driven into the paper
you are stapling using the power of a very small cartridge to
drive the hammer each time. Belt-fed cartridges allow
stapling in bursts of three, single shot or full automatic if
you're in a sanguine mood.
Then, after you have
spent many late hours stapling a large
brief of evidence for tomorrow morning's anti-trust trial, your
office floor is littered with neatly stacked piles of paper,
strewn with spent brass and smells of burnt cordite and
rendered metal.
Yippy-Ki-Ay.
AK47_20Stapler
yippy -Ak-47 [xenzag, May 30 2012]
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Thanks for the link, [xenzag]. I was unaware you had
posted yours, as I can't see your ideas. |
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I don't think it's sufficiently different from yours to
warrant it remaining. |
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This idea will self-destruct in 24 hours. |
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The ideas are different to my eyes. [xenzag] came up with a curved, gun-like magazine to hold the staples while this one is belt-fed with the crux of the idea being presumably the motive power delivering the staples. Your call though [UB]. |
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Trying not to start a stapler arms race. |
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Better not or I'll give you a paperclip around the ear. |
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// start a stapler arms race // |
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That would presumably imply long-arm
staplers … |
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That would be Police staplers, [8th]. |
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More like ze Gestapler... |
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needs tracer staples to allow stapling in the dark |
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Not too many, though. You don't want the enemy to
pinpoint your position too easily. |
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It's be £100 more than the civilian version, would come out two years late, 80% over-budget and be completely incompatible with allied forces own military staplers, leading to a massive loss of data due to an open window and strong gust of wind. |
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Need to set up an Anti-ballistic-staple interceptor in Poland. |
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//Military Grade Stapler//
sp. Nailgun? I'm not sure if there are stapler versions... |
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No, not a nailgun. There are any number of staple
guns used in the furniture and upholstery business,
that use compressed air. |
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This one uses a belt of miniature ammunition, to
provide the force to depress the hammer. |
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Do hammers get depressed? |
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Analyst) Und zo, when did you start hitting tacks? |
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Hammer) Doc, I'm a hammer, it's what we do.. |
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Analyst) Hmm, a tack ting attention behaviour... <doctor scrawls in notebook with bad Austrian accent> |
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