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Microweave
Cream that can be rubbed into body hair to create individual hair extensiins | |
I am cold all the time. I am constantly putting on layers
because I have goose bumps all over my body, and then getting
into
an aggravating social situation and sweating under my clothes
and
then blowing up because I am so hot I can't stand it and
throwing off all my clothes.
Solution
1: move to Queensland, produce a gigantic music fest
called Share! featuting Cher and all the other hot chicks in the
world, and me, and use the creation of the inland Austrailian
Sea and the implementation of human flapping flight to organize
a swirling, flying, fornication-driven, global temperature
regulation system in the atmosphere above Austrailia.
Solution2: Microweave(TM) (C) (Patent Pending). Micro sized
spiraled velcro like extentions weave together to attach
themselves to individual body hairs to produce fur trapping
more body heat in and allowing the skin to regulate
temperature in a more natural way than clothes allow.
Fuck clothes anyway, you know what I mean?
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I think the word "microweave" sometimes appears in the
description of certain paper products, referring to the
fibers used in making that product. |
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//I am so hot I can't stand it and throwing off all my clothes. |
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Not a likely occurrence in the English summer, or spring, or autumn either, thinking about it... |
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