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To create the Mexican Auto Generative Wave, all of the seats in a large stadium need to be fitted with hydraulic lifts that when activated force the seated person into a position where they are several feet higher. They can be retained at the new elevation for any duration, or quickly return to their
original level.
As the seats are all equipped with simple safety belts, the audience is totally secure and won't be flung several feet into the air. (though this is very possible)
Because all of the seats are connected to a central processor, orchestrated patterns of complex audience waves can now be generated that course around the entire stadium.
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The audience could be configured as a giant frequency analyzer. [+] |
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// the audience is totally secure and won't be flung several feet into the air // [-] |
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Somehow I knew you might say that, hence the (though this is possible caveat) |
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// Somehow I knew you might say that // |
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That's good, it means the Brane Ray we've focussed on you is starting to have an effect. Soon, you'll be getting mysterious cravings to cram live cats into sealed boxes, and wondering about starting a collection of weapons. |
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Just keep off the tin-foil hats, is all. |
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I had a tin-foil membrane permanently inserted under my scalp some time ago. |
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Montezuma's technical yawn, if programmed outside the limits. |
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// a tin-foil membrane permanently inserted under my scalp // |
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Excellent. You are nearly ready for Assimilation. Now, all you need to do is Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Monsanto ... |
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I don’t worry. Dogs worry sheep. |
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You should worry. In fact, you should be afraid ... very afraid. Evil mega-corporations are coming to steal your DNA and sell it to the highest bidder. |
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Not that yours is worth a red cent, but it's for sale. On eBay. |
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Been relisted several times now ... no bidders, even with a USD1¢ start price and no reserve ... that should tell you something ... there are strains of yeast worth more than you are. |
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