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Although she stands a mere 39.37 inches in tiny heels, this perfectly proportioned fury is a fast and fearless fighter. Using her size to full advantage, the Diminutive Defender confounds her enemies by seeming twice the distance from them than she is in actuality.
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Nemesis: Tall Paul. Everywhere but the USA and Canada, her height is not an issue. Her major function is to fly round all houses and businesses, reading and noting the numbers on those devices that measure how much gas and electricity has been used. Inaccurate billing is a thing of the past. |
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Maybe this one could ride to the rescue on a deer. I've always wondered why there are more centaurs than deer riding maids. I suppose one must ride properly, but antlers would make a cool grip for dismounting. |
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"And the bag across her shoulder
made her look a little like a military man"?
I don't think so. |
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There is one drawback. In the US, her power is useless. No one understands the metric system. |
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[UnaBubba] What are these..."other categories", Captain? |
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