h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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Messiah's Handle is positioned on the entrance door to some inner sanctum, which should only be entered by those whose sinful hands have been cleansed by water that has been appropriately purified.
The handle therefore sweats out holy water each time it is gripped and depressed.
(more sensible,
alternative version delivers antiseptic for hospital ward doors)
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this is blasphemy. isn't it? |
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slipping somebody the digit may not be blasphemy... |
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