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Two metre long Christmas crackers packed with joy.
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Public health guidelines. |
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BUN! Facemask attachements on the paper crowns? Plastic thimble gifts (for pressing public buttons like bells on buses, pellican crossings)? |
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Could have a standard cracker and special long tongs. |
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Could just use regular crackers, for all the difference it will make ... |
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But tongs are good. Any excuse to use tongs should not be passed up. Long tongs are better than short tongs. |
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And prongs. Prongs are good too. |
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