Mechanised Snowman Melee

Well Nokia have gone Bananas with N-Gage, and Christmas is coming,
Now instead of standing 10 metres away from somebody playing appalling video games, I would like to see a melee in High Streets at lunchtime, involving motorised snowmen.
The Concept is simple, a Johnny-five esque skeleton, which one would pack the snow around in an artistic, and possibly avatar-like brutal manner, resulting in a snowman with whom you could duel other like-minded individuals on lunchbreak.
Weapons are allowed, but must fit with the artistic license of your Mechanised Snowman of Doom.

The Office Worker Snowman wielding a water tower is acceptable, a Choir Boy snowman wielding a Barrel of Guinness is not!


Rules I hear you cry? why....
snowmen are disqualified if
a) Their Heads come off.
b) They are knocked to the floor, and
c) if it goes a minute without striking a blow. (amended)
Of Course, in an ideal world the television and Billboard advertising would be left to appropriate "Calvin and Hobbes" Cartoons.
Clearly, Mechanised Snowman Melee Hight-Street-Chain Wars, is just a step away with Craig Charles and Phillipa Forrester coming to a high street near you offering such jousts as Boots the Chemists Vs HMV (or alternatively Maceys Vs Wal Mart, the Tag Team epic)
I'm a simple man, Mayhem, Snow, and Robots, in that order!